Yup, Just Making the Way Through that List

When the first iPhone came out, there was a thread on the MacRumors boards with a particular post that (albeit jokingly) described why it would fail. I’ve updated it to the latest iPhone 4 specs.

  • no life raft
  • no built in solar panel
  • no inflatable girlfriend
  • will NOT survive 10 story drop
  • no AI that surpasses human intellect
  • no all in one web design app
  • no video editing app
  • no 3d holographic projectors
  • no support for MS DOS
  • no remote for your personal jet
  • no bit torrent client
  • no custom color cases
  • no auto thesis app
  • no time machine
  • will not allow covo’s with ET
  • cannot track santa

One down, 15 more to go.

Notes

  1. pblair posted this