Why the iPhone Sucks
- no life raft
- no built in solar panel
- no inflatable girlfriend
- will NOT survive 10 story drop
- no AI that surpasses human intellect
- no all in one web design app
- no video editing app
- no 3d holographic projectors
- no support for MS DOS
- no pacman (yet)
- no remote for your personal jet
- no bit torrent client
- no custom color cases
- no auto thesis app
- no time machine
- will not allow covo’s with ET
- cannot track santa
