THIS SHIT JUST GOT REAL

Now I get to have a week of nightmares about standing naked in a freezing cold conference room, holding a dried-up whiteboard marker, trying to implement a Red-Black Simulated-Annealing Boyer-Moore SHA-256 Generational-Scavenging Finite-State Genetic Rainbow-Table Bloom Filter in Z80 assembly language. “And you get extra credit if you use each of the 8 undocumented opcodes,” reminds the goateed lead interviewer, who is wearing a cardinal’s outfit and sitting in a comfy chair waving a soft cushion at me.